Name: Aramada . . . . Bust: Usually only shins, but sometimes heads and ribs if the situation warrants it . . . . Waist: Yes, indeed I have one . . . . Hips: Two of those, and one hooray . . . . Height: 5'5" (no matter what Chiaspod claims) . . . . Weight: A little under under 9 stones . . . . Birthdate: 11/16 . . . . Birthplace: Univ. of Washington hospital . . . . Ambitions: Hot shot EU lawyer (no, but seriously), full satiation of my wanderlust, and having my Grammatic Avenger costume made . . . . Turn Ons: Cerebral stimulation, great dancing, Drakkar Noir, and Krispy Kremes . . . . Turn Offs: Cigarette smoke (if I wanted to lick an ashtray, I would, thanks), drunk people, low IQs, and misplaced apostrophes

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